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Total Medals Earned: 179 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,460 Points

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Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Cowboys Vs Pirates

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/380 points)

Eat Lead 5 Points

Kill 100 pirates

What The Hell Is That 5 Points

Complete Wave 1

Dead, Now Buried 10 Points

Kill 250 pirates

It's A Trap 10 Points

Complete Wave 8

Darn, I'm Good 25 Points

Kill 500 pirates

Rawhides And Soreheads 25 Points

Complete Wave 16

Rootin' Tootin' Dead 50 Points

Complete Wave 24

See Ya Later Loser 50 Points

Kill 1000 pirates

A Quiet Drink 100 Points

Complete Wave 32

Don't Mess With Harry 100 Points

Kill 10000 pirates

Cripple Cannon

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)

Research Stage 1 Complete 5 Points

complete Research Stage 1

Research Stage 2 Complete 10 Points

complete Research Stage 2

Research Stage 3 Complete 25 Points

complete Research Stage 3

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/240 points)

Quick Feet 5 Points

Quickly move down the mountain.

Thrill Seeker 10 Points

Flirt with death.

Ultimate Fireman 25 Points

Unlock the Fireman outfit.

Hooked 5 Points

Play the game many times in one session.

Hot Toes 10 Points

Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.

Ultimate Goatman 10 Points

Unlock the goat costume. Baaa

Ultimate Survivor 25 Points

Reach a score of 1500

Ultimate Lederhosen 50 Points

Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.

Ultimate Rockman 100 Points

Unlock the Rockman outfit.

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

DN8

Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

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Don't Catch the Herp!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/115 points)

No Red Sores 10 Points

Survive The Girl's clutches.

Retro Pro 25 Points

Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Give Me a Wet One 5 Points

Kiss The Girl.

Bar Hoppin' 10 Points

Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.

Pattern Recognition 50 Points

Get away without retrying.

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 23/44 (285/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Extreme Gardening

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)

1st Bronze 5 Points

Your very first bronze!

1st Silver 10 Points

Your very first silver!

Day area 10 Points

Complete day area!

1st Gold 10 Points

Your very first gold!

Sunset area 25 Points

Complete sunset area!

All Bronzes 50 Points

Collect all bronzes!

Night area 50 Points

Complete night area!

All Golds 100 Points

Collect all golds!

All Silvers 100 Points

Collect all silvers!