MiddleFingerRings's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hero WAR Second Impact]

Haha, awesomeness.

But V and Spawn would whup em all, 'specially Spawn. Y'know who you missed? Neil Gaiman's Sandman, and one of the demons from the Sandman: The Corinthian. He eats people's eyes, through his eyes! He has teeth in his eyes! How kickass is that? Anyway, great flash.

[NG: Food Chain]

EX-cellent.

I loved this, especially the cartoons made by some brilliant artist named MiddleFingerRings, or something like that. Well done on the organization, it must have taken a LONG time.

Ryan Macaroni.

squeakytoad responds:

Heh. You're the first person not to give yourself a perfect ten.

Thanks for taking part.
And yeah, it did take quite a while.

[Or Chicken Feet...]

Can I just say...

Ehh... Wha?

I like it, very strange.

NewEvolution responds:

IT IS BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF MERE MORTALS.

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.

[Baby Pies & Aliens]

Nice.

I like it, quite funny. Where did you get the snow screen (Or the stuffed up signal.) on the tv animation, I can't find one anywhere!

[Slip]

Excellent.

I love this flash and I love you. This deserves front page.

Dbmwjo responds:

Thanks, although the 'I love you' part is kinda creepy.

But whatever.

[Busker Branford]

Outstanding.

You're style is brilliant, each new character that is introduced makes me laugh, if I were to choose one hilarious sentence from this movie to meaninglessly quote, it would be this one: "Give quiche a chance." written on one of their shirts. Very good.

Ryan Macaroni

EdibleCastle responds:

haha yeah. however, i cant claim that one as my own. i stole that line from a person i saw passing me on the street actually wearing that Tshirt

[Original Episode I]

Awesome graphics.

However, your sound quality is, well, pretty crap actually. I've listed some things you can do to fix this.

- Download the free sound recording program "Audacity".
- In "Audacity", use the noise removal function to remove any unwanted fuzz or buzz.
- In Flash, go to publish settings, then the flash tab and change the stream and event sound quality to 54kbps or higher.
- Buy yourself a decent microphone.
- I also recommend making all your sound files mp3 format, it tends to clean them up, and make their size smaller. You can do this through "Audacity" or "Switch", both free for download.

I hope you take my advice into account! Remember, you don't have to do all of these things, just fiddle around with different combinations and see which works out the best.

From,
Ryan Macaroni.

[christmas Teefs!]

That was fucking hilarious.

Word, sucka.

[Kill Phil vol 3]

Bloody hilarious.

That was so awesome, I LOL'd twice! At the scene with Neo, that was brilliant, and at the scene when The main character and some other fellow flew at each other with swords, you know the rest. All my 5 r blong 2 this.

chillyphilly responds:

sweet thanks for the review man!

[1.) Crimson Pistols]

Awesome.

Like the last fellow said; very Tarantino-esque, you have to be a fan of Kill Bill to make something like that. Very cool. The music was awesome. Animation was good, and you didn't use too many action-flick cliches. That's very good. The only gripe I have is about the speech, it was poorly written, and there was no sound! You just put subtitles, get a voice actor from a voice acting site. (Search "Voice Acting Alliance".) Trust me, it's easy, and worth it. Awesome movie though, I'll be on the lookout for "Crimson Blades".